An old man was driving his Lambo with 100 miles/hour when suddenly he saw the police chasing him. So, he starts speeding up, 140, then 150, then 180.
Suddenly he slows down and thinks: "I'm too old for this."
He pulls over and waits for the police to catch up.
The officer gets out of the car and as he's heading to the old man, he says:
"Sir, my shift is...